I close my eyes, and stand there grinning (woah-oh),
we can't stop winning (woah-oh), you'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came), I was de-lighted (woah-oh),
Could've managed united (woah-oh),any team will do.
I wore my coat (he wears his coat), the world is merry (woah-oh),
I've got John Terry (woah-oh) and Drogba too..
I switch them round (he switches round),they all are hating (woah-oh)
but I like rotating (woah-oh), any team will do.
A corner kick, is just enough, a little flick from Damian Duff,
the ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up...
May I return (may I return), to the beginning (woah-oh),
it's so easy winning (woah-oh), when your team is blue.
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong), I am in heav-en (woah-oh)
playing whatever eleven (woah-oh), any team will do!!